Ahoy! (In the pirate sense, not the Slovak one.) I’m Jakub, and I’ve been going to MUNs for far too long. I enjoy absurdity, long walks on the beach, and the cold embrace of the void. For me, MUN was about being first for a long time. Maybe I grew wiser with time, but competitiveness is still quite cash money. This entire paragraph was garbage, recycled. I enjoy that too. Next year I’ll be studying law, but for the time being, I can at least pretend to understand it at MUNs. The committee is fictional, much like democracy or Tesla stock valuation, so feel free to peruse 20 minutes into the future science fiction as supplemental reading.